though I appreciate that they have attempted to accomodate a range of possibilities with "it's complicated", and have actually bothered to differentiate between engaged and married, there are simply no passive-aggressively delicious and wicked choices such as:
1) recently fucked but don't really care for ________
2) live with but secretly cannot stand _______
3) waiting to take the place of the wife/husband of _______
4) conceived a child with but in no other way related to ____________
5) ready to break up (over dirty dishes/carpet/laundry) with _______
6) single, stalked by and scared of _________
7) positively have never ever cheated on (baby I mean it please call back) ________
I mean, these are just a few that come to mind.
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ahaha these are awesome! and what about "swingers" they never have that option...
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